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ACME
Official Advisory Notice (comedy, satire, humor - not for official use)
✔️ Anonymous postcard mailed directly ✔️ Real official-style advisory notice ✔️ You choose the message ✔️ Printed & shipped from the USA ✔️ Delivered in 3–5 days
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Exactly what will appear on your postcard:
Advisory Notice
ACME ADVICE COMPANY
Division of Behavioral Corrections – Form 302-A
Guidance You Didn't Request™
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Advisory Notice (government-style memo postcard)
Issued by the ACME Advice Company – Division of Behavioral Corrections, this official correspondence (anonymous postcard service) delivers bureaucratic clarity to those who didn’t ask for it.
Select your desired tone — Supportive, Witty, Petty, or Existential — and ACME’s advanced compliance algorithm will generate a perfectly unnecessary advisory notice on your behalf. Each message is printed on regulation-grade off-white postcard stock, complete with the signature distressed red ACME stamp and a professional sense of indifference.
⚙️ Product Details
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Specification
Format
4x6 postcard, official landscape orientation
Material
Premium off-white stock, government aesthetic
Processing Time
3–5 business days
Delivery Method
Physical postcard via USPS
Tone Selection
Supportive, Witty, Petty, or Existential
Delivery Estimate
5–7 business days (depending on your behavior)
⚖️ Disclaimer
All advisories are final. The ACME Advice Company accepts no responsibility for emotional responses, enlightenment, or retaliatory correspondence.
